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The next console after the fucking shitty ass Wii U. It has 2 dildos as controllers and a double dildo grip attachment. It also comes with stripper tassels for your giant juicy sexy tits. It was created in 1969 by overly sexual and horny men at Nintendo so they could get pussy from the executives. Only currently owned by Donald Motherfuckin' Trump
The stripper at my local strip club uses the Nintendo Switch tassels for her tits.
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Another failure made by Nintendo.
Kid 1: I can't wait for the Nintendo Switch!
Common Person: What the hell is that?
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Lol can't wait until they become 3rd party (Nintendo Switch)
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What's it gonna take to snap these biased idiots out of their stupor in regards to the Nintendo Switch's numerous problems since release date? the Wii U became the worst-selling home console of the 21st century so far, the Nintendo Switch has been worse and it's a waste!
The Nintendo Switch is stupid and belongs in the mental kids discord.
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Another phrase for pegging when someone wants to secretly ask for it in front of kids.
Hey Molly, tonight do you want to have a Nintendo Switch instead of the usual?
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A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
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The Nintendo Switch OLED is basically a new version of the classic Nintendo Switch which a larger, 7.5 inch OLED screen that is better than the LCD screen on the older Switch. The new dock has an ethernet port and the switch has a wider kickstand. The new Switch will be coming out on October 8th which is in a couple of months.
The launch price will cost $349.99
Pros- Better screen and kickstand
Cons- No actual performance upgrades, won't support 4k.
To be determined- IS THE DAMN JOY-CON DRIFT FIXED YET???
Guy 1: "I'm hyped for the new "Nintendo Switch OLED"! It's having that nice OLED screen and shit!"
Guy 2: "It looks nice but there are no other performance upgrades dude. It's probably better to wait for a new Nintendo console with better performance upgrades, dude."
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