Washington

When one goes to the bathroom to solely wash their hands (for example when entering a restaurant before the meal comes out), but then realizing while in the bathroom and washing their hands that they have to go pee/urinate. Thus, one then has to wash their hands a second time after peeing/urinating.

"Man, I just pulled a Washington when I went to go wash my hands before the food came out. I hate when that happens."

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washingtonism

to kill the presidents that already died.

"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"

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Washington

The nickname for a one-dollar bill in the US.

One Washington for a can of coke is way too much.

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washington

Verb: The act of ejaculating onto a female's face and then slapping a one dollar bill onto the semen.

"Hey Nate Dogg, i heard you washingtoned that skeez last night."

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Washington

Slang term for marijuana derived from the fact that the first president of America had over 143 acres devoted to growing cannabis. Typically very high quality.

"do you have any washington?"
" sure do, how much do you want?"

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Washington

Washington - the so called "hip" way of asking someone to Direct Connect (DC) with you on AIM.

Word is derived from the city name Washington, D.C..

Sean: I gotta show you this hott pic of my new girlfriend.
Ian: Washington brah.

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washington

The city in the District of Columbia. People from the DC area never say "Washington," we call it the District or DC. Or if we're talking about specific communities: Dupont Circle, Georgetown, K Street, Q Street, we use those words.

Me: "Are you from this area?"
Stranger: "Yeah, right down in Washington"
Me: Tourist.

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