Golden Bakery

The best bakery in Perth, WA . City folk commonly frequent there doing GB runs for their co-workers.

Me: "Hey everyone im doin a GB run, whos down for some sausage rolls?"

Scotty: "Put me in for 3 simosas!"

Me: "Only if you leave the empty box on Mats desk"

Andy: "oh man that GB was good!"

Me: "i know but now ive gotta AGBB (after golden bakery bog)"

British bakery

When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.

We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread

sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.

“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds

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Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

Qwonk Bakery

An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!

urban bakery

Sweet ass store in winnipeg, best bongs in toooown

LEt us go to urban bakery to pick up some shwag

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Dutch Bakery

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.

I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.