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An internet pirate that has pirated everything from music to wii games. this person has pirated so much that he now has a 50K year sentence in federal prison. watch out for this type, they will steal your entire computer.
Wow, that guy has a 50K year sentence for pirating...what a cap'n Kyval
an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
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menstruation (a cruder way of saying on the rag or that time of the month)
Betty isn't staying over tonight 'cause ol' Cap'N Bloodsnatch dropped in for a visit.
Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.
"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"
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One who is from New England and is unable to speak properly; has most trouble with "r"s
John: I pahked my cah at Hahvahd yahd.
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The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
Cuts on the roof of your mouth from enjoying too much Cap'n Crunch.
Also known as: Cap'n Crunch Mouth
That sweet tea really stung my Cap'n cuts.
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