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What Michael Reeves does best according to LilyPichu
Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu
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To look good in formal attire or in an attire not typically expected of a person.
To clean up well:
A: Wow, check out John in that suit!
B: Man, he sure cleans up well.
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masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.
I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.
Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
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What somebody says to you when you’re dressed up and looking good
You: *dressed up for a special occasion*
Somebody: You clean up nice!
You: Thanks! You don’t look half bad yourself.
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A good man that gets curbed by a chick who's average at best but thinks she's
God's gift to the world. She later gets pregnant by Anquandretravious and she's left alone with a baby. Realizing she's messed up (and 60 pounds heavier) she goes back to said curbed guy to take care of her and her child.
Guy: Let's date.
Girl: You're not my type.
Girl: Gets pregnant by Raequantay and is left alone with a baby
Girl: You wanna date now?
Guy: Kick rocks. I'm not your clean up man.
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When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.
"Michael is the best egg cleaner I know, ever since last year he's been cleaning up eggs."
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what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
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