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A high school "speech and debate" club characterized by its unusually high ratio of ultra-preppy douchebags. People in forensics, often referred to as forensicators, base their very existence on researching obscure topics in order to appear somewhat intelligence during a debate tournament. Such individuals thrive on a culture of elitism that habitually looks down on others who do not share their passion for caffeine addiction and one-ups-manship. A complete and utter ineptitude in the areas of Science, Technology, Engineering, and mathematics plague forensicators, who often enter a field such a politics where they can make a career out of spouting bullshit and looking down on other people.
God, that Andrew kid never shuts up about his trophies or obviously flaws existential ideas. That tool must be in forensics.
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a government investigation group that finds pubic hairs and seman under a stove or slip and fall into seman wile investigating a crime scene.
"this place is a mess!!!"..."cheack it for seman" said the forensics team
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A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.
Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.
A strong and incapable attraction to those who forensicate. Found frequently through the Catholic Forensic League and National Forensic League.
"Why in the hell do you like him? He's such an asshole" - Girl
"But he speeches so well..." - Girl 2
"Oh my... you have a forensic fetish" - Girl
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Forensic facebooking is the practice of using facebook to find as much detailed information about a person from their profile as possible. Similar to profile mining.
Elise and I engaged in some forensic facebooking to find where her ex moved, what his new girlfriend was like, how many photos he took of her, and how many times they poked each other.
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determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
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The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
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