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gross ex-girlfriend; ex-girlfriend that you dated but doesn't count cuz she was gross
"eww. her she was so gout. he never even liked her."
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to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)
John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!
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getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating
Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.
Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).
Person 1: (*burps*)"Mmm, chicken"
Person 2: "Ah, deja gout!"
originating from mattapan, this word was formed in the desperate attempt to correctly pronounce make out while smoking a virginia slim.
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A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.
"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"
"He probably has gout aids"
Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
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