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This is what happens to you when you unlawfully impersonate a person on Twitter without making users aware that it is a parody account. Most often it is loud mouth, irrelevant liberals and washed up and b grade Hollywood actors who are trying to push propaganda for their puppet masters. It's certainly no loss. It's like they themselves said, "Twitter is a privately owned company and they can silence whoever they want. Go create your own platform if you don't like it you Nazis" So we took their advise and created Truth Social and then took over their beloved Twitter. Now Twitter is fun and fair, allowing all groups to express their opinions without being censored and silenced. You know, restoring American values thus preventing communist style censorship.
Jose: Finally that idiot Kathy Griffin was permanently suspended from Twitter. She's not only a ghastly looking hag who hates America but her face puts a well used catchers mitt to shame.
Dave: Yeah buddy, she got griffinated for sure. Bette Midler is probably next. Severe cases of TDS and years of having their handlers balls slap off of their face causes that old baseball glove appearance. It takes a professional make-up artist at least 12 hours to make their faces presentable enough to not scare children. Coincidentally scaring children is one of their hobbies.
Griffin is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and tries to be the best and everything. Even though he likes like to show off, you will never meet another man as handsome, smart, funny, strong, athletic and caring as him. He was born to go down in the history books as a champion. He will always try to make you laugh at any moment. If you don't meet a Griffin in your life time I'm sorry for you because a Griffin is someone you would want to talk to about anything. He would get into a fight to protect the girl he loves. He is also known for having a huge wanger. Even as a white boy.
Hey Griffin want to come back to my place ;) just try not to break me...
Everyone get ready for a good time, Griffin's coming to the party!
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The greatest person on earth. He is so funny and sarcastic at times, also pretty immature. He has so many inside jokes and comebacks. Obsessed with Illuminati, and loves TV shows that swear too much.
Friend: "AMERICA..."
Griffin: "F*CK YA!!!"
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A mythical creature combining two animals. The front half being an eagle, and the back half, a lion.
Gargoiles, and Griffins.
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Griffin is the Act of selling....uhh, not totally legal things.
“Yo. He selling something feisty....He a *griff* forreal. He keeping them corners occupied always *griffin*.
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1) the most amazing guy ever
2) always keeps you entertained
3) sometimes acts black
4) loves to listen to loud music
5) might be a little bit deaf
6) has no friends but 1
7) acts very mature for his age
8) loves to swim
9) pale
10) able to love
1) ooh he must be griffin
2) hahaha hes so griffin
3) damn griffin can rap
4) yeah the sounds coming from griffin
5) can you hear me griffin?!
6) am i your only friend griffin?
7) gez griffin you shouldnt know that
8) lets go with griffin to the lake
9) apperently you didnt go anywhere for spring break griffin
10) i love you too griffin
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A warm, sweet, funny guy that will draw you in automatically. He is adorable, with a contagious laugh. Griffins are the kind of person you would want to have a loving, long romantic relationship with. One that doesn't want to makeup with you- but cuddle. He is very sensitive and caring. He is the perfect guy. Often paired with Michelle
Person 1: Isn't Griffin just so cool?
Person 2: Yes! He is almost perfect.
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