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The black plague is a term used by people who cannot differentiate between the disease called the (bubonic/pneumonic) plague and the pandemic referred to as the black death (assumed to be caused by the plague).
Bob keeps talking about the black plague and I can't tell if he is talking about the plague or about pandemic called the black death.
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After attending a all night rave it is common that a lot of people will get sick. This is due to the large amount of people inside of the venue and since it's warm germs stay airborne longer. People also share water bottles a lot which spreads bugs or virus faster. Due to the lack of sleep and people doing drugs or drinking excessivly the immune system is not quite up to par.
I've caught the raver plague.
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A game that makes you hate greenland and love total organ failure
Person 1: yo is that plague inc?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did you name your disease?
Person 2: Penis!
An epidemic sweeping the nation, which involves young girls becoming obsessed with Justin Bieber. Scientists are currently working on an anti-biotic, but there is no tangible end in sight.
12 year old girl: OMG I'm totally the person Justin Bieber is talking about in "Somebody to Love"!!!
Reasonable Person: Damn girl, you've got a serious case of Biebonic Plague.
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The infection of the grass from a chia pet.
In the long run, the grass engrosses the victim, and slowly eats away at its soul, gradually forcing the victim to worship the chia pet leader, and releasing the new zombie minion.
Symptoms include:
-cold hands
-zombie-like stares
-general headache.
"Oh crap. She just got the Chia plague."
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When a large audience of idiots spread their stupidity on to others
The moronic plague has spread creating even more stupid people
Another name for COVID-19. Also known as the Chinese Virus,the Wuhan Virus or Kung Flu , Wuflu or Sweet and Sour Sicken.
Did you hear about bob? He was at the bar, someone coughed and he caught the Wubonic Plague.