Polyjuice Potion

The magical potion used in Harry Potter to change the physical appearance of one human to another using part of their DNA.

The stuff that dreams are made of. And shapeshifters.

I took some Polyjuice Potion and magically turned into Justin Bieber!" "You can leave now.

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Love Potion

When you pour a bunch of random chemicals into a bathtub and fuck in it

grill: babe I'm tired

babe: cmon I already got the love potion ready

chocolate potion

Black Sperm

BBC give chocolate potion

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mana potion

a potion, usually blue, that restores a characters MP or MANA. Very typical in RPG's.

Oh no, my mage is running out of MP. he needs a mana potion if he wants to cast any more thunder spells

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Auto-potion

See Final Fantasy X.
When attribute is added to defensive equipment, if that character is attacked, they automatically use potion/hi-potion/X-potion/Mega potion depending on what is more available and comes first in the items list, without taking a turn.

--Boss: Seymour Flux--
*During battle after all die except Auron*
RL Person A: WTF? Seymour poked Auron with his lance!! Now he's a zombie!
RL Person B: Hey, he's using auto-potion!
RL Person A: WTF?!?! NO!!! He's gonna die!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU AURON? YOU DON'T HEAL A ZOMBIE!!
RL Person B: Well he just killed himself now...
RL Person A: WTF? I almost won too!!
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Machina A v/s Auron
*during battle*
Machina A attacks -- Auron -865HP
Auron Auto-potion +1000HP
RL Person A: Hey, fricken sweet! Not that it matters... He has fricken 5,000 HP.

love potion

Love potion, or Love potion 69 is also a term used to define MDMA,; or also known as ecstasy. Typically, MDMA or (molly) can be stirred into a drink to make a mix called love potion 69; due to MDMA's euphoric effects on the mind and body, one may feel in love and ecstatic about his or her social interactions and experiences.

Lil Cricket: Yo, you wanna roll tonight?
Coach O: But its a Tuesday, fuck it lets mix up some love potion and go to the Lodge.

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Polycum Potion

When you poop and then jack off and jizz into the same toilet bowl without flushing, also leaving pubes.

Jack left a polycum potion at Josy's last night...he's not getting invited back.