When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead
Paige came over last night and I priested her
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priest is a nonbinary name. the person with this name is very optimistic and loyal. having the name βpriestβ does not mean that you have to be religious. priest is obsessed with cats and books and spends much time alone but also enjoys hanging out with friends. they probably love rainy days and halloween. they are nice to everyone and keep your secrets forever. they also believe in pinky promises and enjoy deep and long talks in with they are more likely to just listen <3
look! priest is over there- letβs talk to them.
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When a religious male engages in coitus with an underage child of the male persuasion.
Lately, they're all priesting little boys.
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Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time
Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.
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The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.
Priest are terrible elementary teachers.
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A religious leader in the Catholic Church. Also known as the dude that fucks little boys on the low.
Chef : Hello there, children!
Stan Marsh: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef : ...Goodbye!
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1. The main healing players in World of Warcraft.
2. Better then Paladins and Druids.
3. A class that uses mind control to take over another alliance character, or one from the horde side and uses it to make them plummit to their doom in Blackrock Mt.
1. If the stupid priests could heal we would of had that fight.
2. OMG another Halo of Transcendence for the priests! Where is the Nemesis Skullcap?
3. We need a priest to shackle all these undead...
4. /w (name) can I get a 30min fort when you have time?
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