Toading

When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.

"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"

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toading

In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.

If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.

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Toad

the past tense of tell

I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!

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toad

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

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toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

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toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

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toads

An abbreviation to the word 'totally'

-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"

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