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To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
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A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.
"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"
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Code word for girls when they are on their period
Lauren: Omg Cayla, I'm toading right now and i have such bad cramps.
Cayla: Aww bbg it’s okay i’ll get you chocolate.
A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.
Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.
Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."
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(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
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1. a person who is slow and lazy
2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything
1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.
2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.
Person B: don't be a toad
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