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Toileted

Being so tired after doing something that you cannot do anything

A: How's your day?
B: I'm toileted by that awful of a toilet clog last night

by BruhMomentSpecialist October 4, 2020


Toilet

The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.

Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.

by MiniMii July 20, 2012

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toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

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toileting

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

by Meech March 29, 2005

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Toilet

Best place to play Minecraft

Im playing on the toilet

by leihannzon October 12, 2020


toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.

1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.

by Toileteer February 16, 2007

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