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Female who enjoy watching, fantasying or talking about lesbians .
Person 1: Oh did you see Nathalie her tumblr.
Person 2: Yeah it was full of Yuri.
Person 1: She is such a third-party lesbian.
A person who answers question that was not directed to them in the first place.
Tom: Hey, John. D'you want these fries?
John: Well...
Bill: Yeah, I want them!
Tom: You're such a Third Party Douchebag!!
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Something good and/or important that is proudly yet carelessly thrown away by someone. Just like throwing away your vote with an actual Third Party Vote. Can also be phrased "Voting Third Party" where applicable.
Giving up that great career opportunity for some stupid bias you have is just like a Third Party Vote.
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When someone receives roses someone that they don't like anymore and they don't want them so they give it to you instead.
Person 1:who gave you those roses?
Person 2: oh I got it through a third party rose
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When someone wears your clothes to sleep
- She was TPCing my sweatshirt last night
- Whats that?
- TPC - Third Party Cuddling lol
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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.