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You: Awwww 248 st0l3 me SN, this sux!
Friend: You were owned by 248, kthx.
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Lexi Sux is an American pornstar
“I see why they call her Lexi Sux, she can suck a suck a mean dick. Throat GOAT”
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noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
I always have (do) safe sux at the stadium.
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noun: the epitomy of suckiness, taken from Internet slang used mostly by gamers and forum-addicts
LOL OMG taht map was teh sux!!!!1!11
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The ultimate expression of life’s unfortunate events. Haven't you heard? No-one gets out alive. Life Sux!
“Most people think life sux, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sux, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary
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Webcomic made by Stile, a sick, depraved little man with a tiny wingie.
-Dude...did you read the latest Stile Sux strip?
-Yep
-Stile obviously has some issues...some very serious ones.
-Yep...
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