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"We went to 'happy chef' and he ordered a Tiger and I had a Carlton Draught."
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A stalking hunter who physically deforms her prey, the tiger is known to ingest the same meal repeatedly, sometimes within seconds after the first course. She hungers for flesh and always has her one favorite meal. Thus, it supremely important to satisfy her. The tiger is a cool creature and very cuddly. She is also very intelligent. Impress her and she will dig her sharp claws in and never let go. Consider yourself extremely talented if you can keep up. If she finds her meal pleasing, the tiger will leave marks on your soul and your body.
"Jeremy was kidnapped, mauled, and repeatedly devoured by a tiger for three weeks. He will never be the same."
"Jackie found something she could adore, so she made dinner out of it. What a tiger!"
A cougar with stretch marks.
He had gone to the Legion to do some Cougar hunting, but after seeing her stretch marks after accidentally turning on the lights, he realized he'd been caught by a Tiger
to be banged by Tiger Woods.
Current estimates place the number of women being tigered at roughly 1500 in the last six months.
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the biggest, baddest tank of WWII. made by the germans.
The tiger tank pwned every tank it saw without mercy. until teh airstrike came.
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A young woman in her twenties who is great in bed and is always on the prowl for younger men at bars.. Usually dresses like a cougar and is very hyper after lots of wine and sugar
Damn,Tim.. I bet that tiger is tight like a cougar. I'm gonna pour her more wine.
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Robby Reeser
look at that elegant cat! what is that?
there are only 2 words to describe a striped cat like that: tiger -or- Robby Reeser
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