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Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)
Lil Toenail finna fuck all y'all grandmas
An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy
When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
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A toe nail supreme is where a girl clips her toenails and puts them in her mouth and gives the dude bj.
Ow this toenail supreme hurts so good!
The worlds next rapper, he wears a foot costume and robs niggas and likes to tote pistols and AR-15s. Not for the simple minded. He is well known as Toepac, 2pacs reincarnation. Some say hes actually a real thug. Many hate him at first, then will later become fans.
"Whats your favorite lil toe lyric?"
"Lil toenail in her mouth like some soda"
"Mine too"
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A red, enflamed bulb of skin that grows over the side of your toenail. Usually considerably annoying and mildly painful until it is removed by a doctor. What the doctor will do is anesthetize your toe and cut away part of the toenail, and that part will have to grow back over several months.
Ingrown toenail is caused by clipping your toenail too deep on the sides, or by chewing your toenails. Don't do it unless you want a trip to the doctor.
You will know you have an ingrown toenail when the toe starts to bother you around 5-7 days after you caused the trauma. It will CONTINUE TO GROW until you get it removed, it will never go away. It will develop scab tissue over the enflamed part to protect itself.
Johnny clipped his toenails too close to the skin on the sides, and several months later he had an ingrown toenail. His complaint was, "Then why do they make the toenail clippers curved on the sides?"
Betsy developed the unfortunate habit of chewing on her toenails, and several weeks later she had 2 ingrown toenails.
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When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails
That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!
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