Too Straight

The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.

Andrew called Mason a dike but his comment is invalid because Mason holds the title of Too Straight

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too muddy

a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated

teacher: “we have a test today”

student: “too muddy”

too soon

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a recent event (being in the last decade or so).

person1: Ah man, i didn't study for the final. I'm gonna fail for sure

person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.

person1: Too soon.

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Too Grim

A person that always talks about gays and bully’s them.

My friend Andres Is too grim.

Too Thorough

-A person who lays low but is ten toes down and always alert
-Typically an alpha/masculine male that always Rey to step on shit and ain’t wit bullshit
-Very very confident

“That’s a real thorough nigga right there”
“He’s too thorough for y’all niggaz”

Too Creep

N. When a unattractive person awkwardly approaches someone, like Sam Fisher outta splinter cell, and completely kills their mood. A failed schemed approach to get someones attention especially with a love interest.

Yo, yesterday at lunch some ugly-duckling tried her best to get my attention, she came up on me too creep, Bruh. The babe ruined my appetite.

that's cool too

used in a situation where someone does the opposite of what you want them to do

person 1: hey wanna pass me that dank weed
person 2: *ignores them*
person 1: or ignore me, that's cool too

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