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Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.

1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason

by Global Feetus March 27, 2007

85πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


rooty tooty fresh and fruity

1. a dish at the international house of pancakes, ihop
2. a sex act where you ejaculate onto a womans breasts, then hit her in the face with a waffle iron
3. a sex act where you fuck a chick in the ass from the front, while rhythmically hitting her in the face with a waffle iron

1.i'm gonna order the rooty tooty fresh and fruity
2.i gave my girlfriend a rooty tooty fresh and fruity last night, but now she has checkered marks on her face
3.my girlfriend is really kinky, she likes rooty tooty fresh and fruity

by deadprez92 December 21, 2006

117πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


rooty tooty fresh and fruity

This term which originated from IHop to describe one of their pancake specials has morphed into an explanation of a extra gay dude who is flamboyant, wiggles his butt, and has the trademark "girly" voice. He thrives on old disco tunes, Lifetime Television, and fantasies involving David Hasselhoff, Ethan Hawke, or Brad Pitt.

"Yo, dawg...you see that homo dude coming out of the hair salon??"

"Oh hell naw...That's one of them...Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity type of dudes"

by smoothpoppa January 8, 2007

45πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 21, 2010

89πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


rooty-tooty fresh and fruity

when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.

She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.

by B.Z.Whiddum October 12, 2007

5πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.

I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.

by ch72is August 30, 2006

38πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


fruity tooti

tooti is cute, adorable, hot, gorgeous, beautiful and fruity is headass, annoying ass, nice ass, amazing, funny, ass head, dope as hell (all said with pyaar)

Babzu: awww fruity tooti
Akfourhunnafoshizzlemynizzle: stfu πŸ’€

by asianbabygirllll April 24, 2019