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transparent

A person who has no children, but identifies as having them so they can freely use the parent/child parking spaces at shopping centres, so are perfectly entitled to tell other parents whinging about their parking to fuck off.

"You have no children, you're not allowed to park there"...."I'm a transparent, I identify as having children so fuck off"

by Worldiscrazy May 2, 2019

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transparent

A parent that is transgender

She has a transparent

by evliv January 24, 2018

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Full Transparency

A hollow, largely unfulfilled claim often made in the context of important Political, Business or other social conditions that require exhaustive and accurate detail disclosure for reliable decision making.

So, when did the president LAST test COVID negative, BEFORE testing positive?
Well, He's the most tested man on the planet.
Right, but that response doesn't answer the question.
The president would NEVER knowingly attend any event if he had tested positive.
Of course not. Again, that's not an answer.
This president loves America and would NEVER do ANYTHING to put ANYONE in avoidable jeopardy.
(Full Transparency: He was awaiting confirmation of a positive screening test when he attended SEVERAL large indoor gatherings during which the recommended social distancing and mask wearing guidelines were COMPLETELY IGNORED...and that's why nearly 50 White House staff have tested COVID positive)

by YAWA October 10, 2020


Transparent closet

When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.

Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!

Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!

by tamoshaolanmean May 15, 2010

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Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.

Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.

by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 31, 2010

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Transparent Trollop

A term, very similar to โ€œSnow Possumโ€, that is used to refer to racist white people

Term was made up by @jaydeeare93 on TikTok

That transparent trollop called the police on the Black people who were just hanging out in the park.

by Jaydeeare93 January 7, 2021

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Transparent Mask

A useless or pointless avatar, alias, or secret identity

Bill: Hey fuckface, we met together at John's BBQ and Bar yesterday, right?
*UtilityMan stops before he could finish beating Shrimp Scoundrel to death*
Bill: Dude, you need to drop that transparent mask of yours and just admit it. Everyone in Redwood City knows your real name and it's retarded to continue denying simple facts.

by FourThirteenTwentyFive March 30, 2019