Random
Source Code
Random
You know that bitch Herman keeps bragging about hooking up with? I finally saw her today and jesus she's a truck driver.
11👍 92👎
Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases used by truck drivers Like: Keep it between the ditches & Don't let your meatloaf
Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases that Truck Driver's use when talking to each other on a CB Radio Like: Hey driver Keep it between the ditches and another Driver answers: Don't let your meatloaf
An intense fart from the bowels of hell
"Marcy rips truck driver farts all day long"
10👍 2👎
A man who lives in Abilene, TX. He is known all around Texas, especially in west and north regions of the state. He has been noted as to always be wearing a trucker cap he never takes off in public, always has a toothpick in his mouth, and acknowledges people with a friendly "10-4 good buddy" when he hears his name. A recent poll in the city of Abilene revealed that roughly 90% of people don't know his real name is not Bill. He is also noted as not owning a truck, but rather a broken 21 speed mountain bike.
Glen: "Hey, have you seen Truck Driver Bill today?'
Seth: "Ya. He was biking to the Bingo house in Abilene."
36👍 15👎
When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.
7👍 2👎
When you start to walk in front of someone , just to get them in your fart-trail.
Goddammit, did you just Mexican truck driver me?
4👍 1👎
When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.
Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...
4👍 2👎