Sh*tty Wife

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.

Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...

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sh*tty hard one

a homo's dick; especially after homo sex

hey fag get ur shitty hard one outta my face

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TTY Dynasty

A group of complex indivuals, “TTY” is not referred to as an acronym, but a synonym shared between the clan members

“Oh shit watch out it’s the TTY Dynasty”

The Sh*tty Beatles

A horrendous rip-off The Beatles that was mentioned in Wayne’s World.

David: What is your favorite band?
Joe: I like The Sh*tty Beatles.
David: We ain’t friends anymore.

Ttys

Talk to you soon! When you know you'll be talking to someone really soon, like a spouse or partner that you talk to throughout the day.

Have a good morning and I'll ttys!

tty

tty - talk to you

when you don’t know when you’ll speak to someone again.

and/or
Not specifying when you’ll speak to the person so they shouldn’t expect you to speak to them anytime soon.

“tty i guess”

“i’ll tty”

ttys

talk to yourself

when you getting in an argument with someone and you wanna ignore them

-“ honestly ttys you’re dumb”