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An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.
Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.
A short sleeved t-shirt with the sleeves cut off for comfort, incidental sun tanning, and/or to promulgate the muscles.
Heffner always preferred to wear a tuffy shirt for outside summer activities.
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small in stature, but great in heart. Often quiet, a lil tuffy pipes up only when he has something important to say, and whatever comes out of his mouth is honest, scathing, and hilarious.
There was this lil tuffy at the bar last night who totally served up this drunk fool who wouldn't shut the fuck up. It was awesome.
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A "ruffy-tuffy" is a military person extremely rough and tough(hence the term).These ruffy-tuffies can crush grapes and rip tissue-paper with their bare fingers, and usually end up as bouncers in mother-care at the end of their army careers.
My brothers in the army and every week-end he bores me shit-less with all that ruffy-tuffy crap.Its sad I think hes' become army-barmy.
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When you get stuck in a situation that you don't want to deal with.
Hooker: You look awfully clean tonite.
John: Oh yeah, I had Misty mulch my sak last night.
Hooker: Yeah you did you dirty dog. It must have been tuffy time for her.
John: Ohh yeah, she got me.
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means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.
1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler