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A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.
"So how was last night?"
"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"
"and...?"
"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"
"boo"
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Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
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To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps
Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come
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When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum
I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump
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A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.
See Also: Two-pump-chump
You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
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Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at
hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him
I would think,what a disappointment 🤫
Errol a two pump chump
By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!