may two-four

canadian term for the 24th of may (when spring has started and before exams), an international party day on which each person is assumend to have drunk a two-four. may 24th, 2004 was particulatrly spectacular.

Whose party are you going to on may two-four?

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two-by-four

In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).

“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”

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two by four

A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.

Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.

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Canadian Two By Four

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.

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Bloody two by four

The act of sticking two penis' in the anal region at the same time.

Me and my buddy gave this lady a bloody two by four.

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fatty fatty two by four

Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.

Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.

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Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

Quick maths

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

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