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The newest shitty no quality sport shoe by Nike made by Vietnamese children for a lump of rice a day.
With this model Nike plans to take over the world, by first immobilizing people due to trenchfoot a la Tyrannosaurus Max.
Sane person: Wow those shoes are awful!
Person that pays > $150 for very bad shoes:
Don't you like my new Tyrannosaurus Max's?
Sane person: whateva....
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Basically a giant, scaly chicken
THAT AIN'T A CHICKEN! IT'S TYRANNOSAURUS REX
A giant beast-like retarded girl that roams the streets of Newburyport. It chases underclassmen around the halls attempting to bite them and has the voice of a man
A bear mixed with a fat girl that has down syndrome and raptor-like teeth.
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The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.
"Bro, look at those Tyrannosaurus Shreks
When you have sex without the use of your arms.
Dave: Oi Jim, basically i'm very, very horny and would very much like to have sexual relations with you.
Jim: Well that's just splendid Dave, however i'm afraid to report that my arm is in the most horrendous state of pain.
Dave: Why Jim, that shan't be a restricting factor in our sexcapades, one does not need to use ones arms whilst making love...
Jim: How absurd! However do you mean Dave?
Dave: Well Jim old boy...have you heard of Tyrannosaurus-Sex?
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A Sexual Tyrannosaurus, or Tyrannosaurs Sex(T-Sex for short) is a total fucking legend, who will definitely fuck your bitch if he gets the chance. A very attractive and sexually appealing person who can, and will, fuck anyone they want.
Guy 1: Chad is a total fucking Sexual Tyrannosaurus!
Guy 2: No kidding, he must've picked up at least 6 chicks last night!
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T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies
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