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Noun. An idiot, a moron, a dope.
Tom: "Billy, did you explain to Steve that Gilligan just NEVER gets off that island?"
Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."
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feeling a girl's boobies (upstairs) from outside her shirt (outsidies)
it wasn't my fault- your mom made me go upstairs outsidies on her with force... i don't even want to say whut happened next
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When you touch a chicks rack while their not wearing a shirt... or under a shirt... whatever you want... as long as it's bare-boob touching
I like upstairs insidies because i can touch my girlfriends boobs when her shirts not on.
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A place in a house where you keep bodies
Milly was in my upstairs basement
A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.
"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
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When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.
My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.
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Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.
"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."
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