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Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.
Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?
Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.
Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.
Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
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Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.
I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.
I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.
When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.
This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.
Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.
Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.
Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.
The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.
"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."
"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
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A key that one keeps on their key chain, from an old residence for example, to use as a tool/screwdriver.
The polar explorers thought that they might die of starvation, until Andy used his utility key to open the rations.
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When a woman stores most of her belongings (money, cell phone, ID, cigarettes, etc.) in her bra.
Charlie- "I asked to bum a smoke from Kristen and she pulled a pack out of her bra."
Steve- "She's got utility boobs bro."
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A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.
I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.