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The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.
"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."
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when one befriends a woman with the ulterior motive of getting in her pants.
Jeff told me to call him if I ever just need to talk, but I'm pretty sure he has a vagenda.
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A hybrid of vagina and agenda.
Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.
Husband: "Hey hun. What's on the vagenda today?"
Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."
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1. A plan or mission to get laid.
2. The steps one takes in order to get vagina.
1. It has been a bit since John got laid last so he decided he needed a vagenda.
2. Person 1: "Why has John been on his phone all night?"
Person 2: "He's been texting his ex...he's got a vagenda."
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1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex
2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex
3. planned use of a girl's vagina
Mom: Christi, we need to talk
Christi: What now???
Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda?
Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine!!!
Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better!!!
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The ultimate list of girls that a guy wants to bang.
"oh ya, that girl over is #1 on my vagenda"
"that girl is definitely not on my vagenda"
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"Female's agenda", usually in reference to a group of women as their 'group female agenda'... but is equally acceptable as a reference to a single female's agenda
Larry wasn't clear on Lucy's vagenda, but he knew that it didn't include his best interests.
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