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1. Usaully a nice, considerate person who cares about their body and animals. They're sweet and a little hippy-ish, but totally okay. Give them a hug.
2. An annoying as hell future PETA member who looks down on you for eating naturally. Probably loves animals more than people, and will tell this to you and their children because they have a stick up their ass and fart dust. They give vegetarians a BAD reputation. Fuck 'em.
1. That vegetarian girl was really nice; she shared her carrot sticks and gave me some diet tips.
person 1: Hey want pepperoni on your pizza?
person 2: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
person 1: Okay, that's cool.
2. That fucking bitch was a vegetarian so she spat on my hamburger and then cried over some chicken wings, and then clawed my eyes out when I told her I like meat. I hope her cat shits on her pillow.
person 1: Hey want pepperoni on your pizza?
person 2: OH MY GOD YOU EVIL ROTTEN FAT MONSTER, HOW DARE YOU EAT A POOR DEFENSELESS LITTLE ANIMAL!! ROT IN HELL!!!
person 1: ...fucking vegetarian.
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Someone who does not eat the meat of any animal. Not even fish or chicken as some would like to think.
I laughed at the silly omnivore who said vegetarians were weak because they didn't eat meat. It was so sad to me that she didn't realize I was a black-belt in Jiu-Jitsu and an award winning weight-lifter who didn't even take any supplements as I proceeded to mop the floor with her fat animal killing ass.
True story.
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1)A person who doesn't eat any kind of meat, including fish or poultry.
2)An awesome person.
Many omnivores think that we go around preaching every damn minute of the day about our opinions...NEWSFLASH, not every vegetarian does that you know.
Meat eater: Hey look there's a stupid vegetarian, hey are you gonna preach to us?
Vegetarian: Um..no. Go away.
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A modern diet followed by people who, for various reasons, don't eat animals. Eating animals used to be necessary in the stone age, but we now have the knowledge and resources to follow a healthy vegan diet. Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible to follow a vegetarian diet and still consume adequate protein. Soy products and other legumes contain amounts of protein comparable to meat, and also contain less fat. Most vegetarians are thinner and healthier than people who eat meat, and live on average 7 years longer.
Who wants some yummy scorched animal muscles slathered in partially congealed cooked blood and fat?
Um, no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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people who don't eat animal flesh.
But eat some products.
It's not hard as words go.
"I don't eat anything with eyes, except potatoes."
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We're a bit of a wanker group, contrary to popular thought vegetarians aren't against eating animals. We're actually a group of people with a vendetta against plants, so much so we spend all our energy on making plants lives miserable & forget about eating meat.
Our favourite past times include drowning beans
peeling vegetable skin off
spraying organic shit all over plants
& ripping fruits off the limbs of plants.
And here was you stereotyping us as hippie-preachers against harming life
John planted seeds to make his garden bountiful in plant-life, little did the plants know John was a bit of a wanker who was going to kill them mercilessly & make soup out of their bodies.
The vegetarian bastard
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A person who isn't fucking scared of him.
I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
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