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Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's AmorΓ©"
Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes
Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's AmorΓ©", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride
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ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.
For more depth, let dry and repeat.
"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."
"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."
A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.
"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"
"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
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YouTube's "VenetianPrincess" ranks in as the #1 most subscribed female in the world.
With over 530,000 subscribers and over 130 million views.
Venetian Princess's new video was so funny!
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New technique of tuning, used to decrease car weight by replacing heavy body panels with lighter aluminium stripes and tubes. First was used by streamer Shinyodd on Venetian Sunstang.
How many garden chairs do you use to make this venetian tuning panels?
A youtube star that kicks ass. Looks like Angelina Jolie.
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The act of fingering a single slat of a Venetian blind downwards so that one may take a peek. It leaves a sleazy aftertaste regardless of the content found on the other side.
Did you hear about the increased cutbacks this week?
Yeah, the managing director and assistant manager have been hiding in conference room A, probably discussing who they're gonna let go. There's been no sign of life other than Bonderman's eyeball when he does his routine Venetian espionage every hour or so.
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