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shouting "VULVA" out in the common room.
Emily: "Lets play the vulva game!"
Wan: "VULVA"
Mateo: "stfu you attention seeing piss takers stop it!"
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A vulva sniffer is somebody who has an obsessive behavior to sniff the vulva before sex or any act of sexual fun. They will place their nose right on the vagina lips and take 5 big fat sniffs. If they don't mind the smell, they will carry on with the sexual pleasures they were giving. If the smell isn't to their personal taste. They usually flick the woman's bean and then leaves them to finish themselves.
Vulva sniffers are very judgmental and can make people feel very uncomfortable
*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your vagina is average, i shall continue having sex with you'
Girl- 'Thanks, i wash it daily'
*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your twat fucking stinks of shit, there is NO way in hell im having sex with you you dirty girl.'
VULVA SNIFFER
*girl cries*
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The female equivalent to Blue Balls.
Blue Vulva happens when the female is sexually excited for an extended period of time without climax. Normally going away on its own it can cause discomfort or even pain prior to dissapating. One can also release the pressure by climaxing / having an orgasm.
The blood vessels of the genitals swell upon sexual excitement; prolonged excitement without corresponding release causing the condition. The "trapped" blood may cause the genitals to take on a darker hue.
After a full day of the Thunder from Down Under, strip clubs, and a sensual massage, Bullah had been aroused for nearly 18 hours and ended up with Blue Vulva.
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Politically correct definition for non-binary pussy owner
People with vulvas include women, non-binary and transgenders
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An aftershave used by women after they finish shaving their "private area."
A man uses Aqua Velva after he shaves his face. A woman uses "Aqua Vulva" after she shaves her crotch.
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A p-whipped Man. A man who gets bossed around by a woman. A man who no longer has any "balls."
"Girls Gone Wild" is on TV, but Wife/Girlfriend wants to watch "Friends." Man sits there and watches "Friends" instead. Baby takes a dump in it's pants, Father goes and changes pants instead of saying "I don't smell anything" and letting Mother do the work. That makes him a "Vulva-Boy."
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the female version of cock block, when one girl prevents another from having sex. Can happen many ways. A)stealing someone's action, B)or boyfriend, or C) walking into the middle of another female trying to engage someone.
"He winked at me first! You totally vulva blocked me!"
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