Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.

Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.

Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

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Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

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Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

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wakey nakey

1)to wake up naked either purposley or accidently


2)to get so wasted u wake up naked on an anonymous old womans lawn

dude U slept naked? u wakey nakeyed me u cock eater!

o Iam so sry mrs.Googleheimer I got wasted last night and I wakey nakey.

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Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”