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When performing the deed from behind, equip the double shakas, crank the thumbs into her mouth pushing into her cheeks/gums (double fish hook stlye). Twisting palms up, forcing the pinkies back (replicating the tusks), the warthog is born, she will... squel.
Yeah i heard a loud piggish squeal from the back room, I walked in hurriedly to find Tom performing the "Warthog" on Jessikah. It was simply arrousing
a snotty animal. there was one in the lion king who was very body confident. i like body confident warthogs.
the warthog snorted, ‘you do not insult my body!’
A Really Ugly Girl Who Thinks Shes Fine That Has A Fucked Up Face And Her Teeth Looks Like Theres Tusks Coming Out Like A Warthog.
OMG DID YOU SEE THAT WARTHOG. Dude She Needs Some Braces On The Spot I Mean Wtf.
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Synonimous with "badass".
That Warthog dude flies an A-10! TOTALLY BADASS!!!
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The A-10s weight is about 10 tons of American freedom and ass kicking firepower is used to vaporize any ak-47 wielding hostile in Americas way. Using a 30.mm cannon to scare the living being out of anyone in its way. The moment you hear the weapon on this is when you crap your pants and run away. Overall the A-10 is pure American engineering and can kick ass across the universe. Aliens would cower in fear to the A-10s American Democracy giving firepower
The A-10 warthog can deliver democracy at any point
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A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.
"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."
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