When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.
"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"
Watching fat people swim in the water.
I went whale watching at The public pool.
The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints
Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"