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When you get a stroke of amazing luck when everything seems to be going desolate in your life.
New Phone--Who Dis? In a high school context.
Just when Danny boy thought he got a 60 on his math test, Mr. Tunik handed it back to him and said, "Danny boy--oh Danny boy." Singing with a nice symphony for the class to hear. Danny was afraid to even look at the test because he knew Mr. Tuink loved to troll everyone, so starting from the back page, Danny looked through every question to see where he lost points. Page-by-page, there were no red marks--or any negative marks for that matter. When Danny reached the front page it said, "See me after, class, I'm afraid you got everything wrong." Danny in disgust cocked his head back and let out a gasp as his life was passing him, since he was failing in school. His crush, Jennifer, looked over at him and told him she got a 5. She asked him if he was interested in forming a study group with her at her place once a week. Danny quickly told her, yes-- and once the class is dismissed, Danny walked out like a beast without talking to Mr. Tunik and said, "New phone--who dis!"
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Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.
A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?
List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet
(I’m so immature help me)
Help.... it’s starting to itch...
Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet
The saddest song known to mankind duh. Alexander Hamilton dies and everybody cared but just couldn't show it while he was alive except for Eliza and Angelica. Also the last song in the Hamilton playlist.
Who lives who dies who tells your story... *Burst into a rampage of tears*
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THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
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Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk
man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what
Beepo says it in his 100 days,hardcore advancements,when he gets a cat varient.
Beppo: new cat who dis?
person A: uhhh
Person B: lets just get away from them