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Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.

example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013

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Do you know who else has dementia?

Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia?

Do you know who else has dementia?

Do you know who else has dementia?

by Xosmic February 18, 2023

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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 17, 2017

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who has?

β€œwho has?” is short for β€œwho has marijuana?” and is often used on snapchat or instagram stories of those seeking a dealer.

can also be used with a few choice words describing the availability of the user, such as deliver, pickup, meetup etc

see who needs? for the seller alternative

Man, on his snapchat story: β€œwho has? and can deliver?”

Dealer, responding to his story; β€œya bro i got $10 woods and $5 delivery, what’s ur addy?”

by r2wavvy July 20, 2019


kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019


who has the fattest ass in the world?

Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.

who has the fattest ass in the world? julie.

by mx_ March 3, 2022


who ha hangover

The sore feeling in a women's vagina after a serious pipe laying. Like how muscles feel after an intense work out.

I think my organs got moved around last night during sex. I'm suffering from a who ha hangover.

by Dingle5884 July 4, 2021