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Widen is a name and only cool guys have that name. It menas that your a strong person and everybody respects you.
Widen also menas that you are powerfull and very handsome, everyone wants to be a widen.
Person 1- Hey, whats your name?
Person 2- Hello, Widen
Person 1- oh that's why you are so handsome
The act of wiping your ass as an adult human while standing up
Look at this frat bro widenering over here
A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.
"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
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Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
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Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
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Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Beautiful sexy girl/woman with big boobs and a fat ass and all the boys like her she can be a liar sometimes but she’s a keeper
Get your ass a savanna Nicole widener
Another term for fanny flutters
Joanne, having waited to see him for so long, got such a widener when he finally turned up.
Hottest girl alive , she fire
That girl is so hot, ya her name is morgan widener, she is my girlfriend