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Once magnificent cantaloupes firm and perky, the years have not been kind to them. Sagged and deflated beyond their former selves they are now wilted wobblers
Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor
Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again
These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Dude 1: Remember that fox from work with the great rack?
Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.
Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
Known for three scoring records:
1. NBA points in a career (since eclipsed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone)
2. NBA points in game (still intact at 100)
3. Women scored in a lifetime (really, is anybody going to dispute that one?)
Man #1: I wish I could score like Wilt Chamberlain.
Man #2: Yeah, he could dominate a basketball game like no other.
Man #1: Yeah, um, that's right, basketball.
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Used to define anything that is the best in any particular category.
Also used in Trivial Pursuit to guess the most likely answer to a question no one on the team actually knows.
"Google is the Wilt Chamberlain of search engines".
"I don't know ... let's go with the Wilt Chamberlain answer ..."
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The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.
Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.
May also be caused by whiskey dick.
I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.
That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.
to sleep with 10000 women in one's lifetime.
i had already wilt chamberlained when i was 11 years old.
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A rectal condition that forms from the abuse and overuse of the sphincter, a.k.a., the rosebud. The condition most commonly occurs from frequent acts such as fisting, anal sex, etc. Over time, the rectum becomes worn and the sphincter shows outward signs of wear and tear including, but not limited to, wilting, sagging and loss of elasticity. In extreme cases, Rose Wilt can result in anal leakage.
After years of aggressive anal play which included Howard's propensity for frequent anal fisting, he found himself suffering from a severe case of Rose Wilt and was required to wear adult diapers to avoid the mess of periodic anal leakage.
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