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The giant brown furry love rod of Chubaka from Star Wars
"Sit on my Wookiee Rod you dirty Wookiee slut bag, raaaaaaah"
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n., a very hairy anus, an anus that resemble's a wookiee's from Star Wars.
That guy is so hairy no way he don't have a wookiee ass. Fr Fr dude.
The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.
I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.
A deadly disease found throughout the galaxy. It can be spread through saliva, fur-transplants and "wookiee-juice." It effects Kashyyykians, Ewoks, Daggets, Cookie-Monsters, Earth-squirrels and Tribbles, amongst others.
Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.
We had to put Muffet down because, after weeks of suffering through Wookiee-Pox, he couldn't recover.
HISTORY
The original term "Tundra Wookie" was coined by a young man from West Los Angeles by the name of Bryan N.(last name not given for privacy reasons) while visiting the far North American regions with his friends. Upon his return, the term was then passed on to his friends and family and unto me. Considering I know a ridiculous amount of people, and I am a total jerk and used the term everywhere, it's no surprise that others use it and try to take credit for it. No matter what anyone says or believes, this is the truth and any other story is utter bull****! because nobody knew what a tundra wookiee was before the mid 90's and if they claim that they did, they're lying.
WORD COMPOSITION
In physical geography, tundra is an area where the tree growth is hindered by low temperatures and short growing seasons. Arctic tundra occurs in the far Northern Hemisphere, north of the taiga belt. The word "tundra" usually refers only to the areas where the subsoil is permafrost, or permanently frozen soil (wikipedia.org)
Adult Wookiees are typically taller than most humans, averaging 2.1 meters (6'11"). They are physically strong (as suits an arboreal species), have extremely thick hair, and have high endurance (although slow moving). Wookiees are fully covered with hair, making them highly adaptable to a wide range of climates (wikipedia.org).
APPLICATION
Though a wookiee could be male, the term "tundra wookiee" was only meant to be applied to women. So that being said..
DEFINITION
The term "tundra wookie" (also known as neanderthalensis Alaskanis Robustus), is basically a witty yet oddly accurate way of describing a larger than normal (in height and weight) woman who is granola-ish in appearance(see granola)and most likely has poor hygiene.
Note: This term is solely meant to describe the outwardly appearance of these particular women, and in no way has any negative implication about their personality. Tundra wookiees could in fact be very intelligent and have great personalities!
Picture Rosie O'Donnell one day on live T.V., appearing one week unshaven and seriously granola-ish. One could appropriately say, "that Rosie sure looks like a tundra wookiee today!"
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A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
A derogatory term used towards female Marines.
Man we need to get off this base before I get some Wookiee pussy!