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Wookiee-Pox

A deadly disease found throughout the galaxy. It can be spread through saliva, fur-transplants and "wookiee-juice." It effects Kashyyykians, Ewoks, Daggets, Cookie-Monsters, Earth-squirrels and Tribbles, amongst others.

Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.

We had to put Muffet down because, after weeks of suffering through Wookiee-Pox, he couldn't recover.

by Captain_RibMan July 7, 2011