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An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.
Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.
Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.
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This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.
Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.
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A polite way to say "go to hell"
a: *gives the finger*
b: Bless your heart!
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He looked at her after she looked at the tv and said how do I work this he said bless your heart
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As a southerner that has been in war torn countries and seen children suffering, "Bless your heart" has it's true meaning. "Bless your heart" is a is a statement of empathy. Most Southerners shed a tear when they speak those words. True, at times they are offered for fools, such as those who can't understand the true meaning of the words. More's the pity! Bless your heart!
I came upon a child that was scared and burned. I cried, saying, "Bless your heart" as I pulled out my MEDKIT and prayed that I could ease her suffering!
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Southernese for "f-you".
You can't come to work today because your mother died, your dog ran away and someone stoled your truck? Oh, Bless your heart.
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A term used prior to ridiculing, insulting the sensibilities of, or pointing out the shortcomings of someone. Used to soften the blow of a statement, and can render nearly any comment, no matter how brash or distasteful, socially acceptable.
Wife- Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?
Husband- Bless your heart, dear, but you've been a whale for the last ten years and I still can hardly believe you haven't imploded into a black hole due to the force of your gravity yet, so no matter what you wear, you'll still be a walking pork rind.
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