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zucchini

1) A certian boy/stalker that closely resembles a zucchini
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley

"OMG you guys! I saw the Zucchini at Safeway! When he looked at me I just ran."

by Lindina October 14, 2006

5πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

by Stagmen March 29, 2017

68πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 25, 2017


Zucchini Glasgow

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.

I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.

by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019


zucchini spooks

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.

But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!

by FrostedTornFlake October 17, 2005

31πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Zucchini pancake

A sex position in which 2 people, 1 male and 1 female, lay perfectly flat, face down on the bed/floor. The female then holds a plank position over the male while she holds one end of a zucchini in her vagina while the other end is in the males anus.

Jarrod: "Yea, me and Ashley are getting pretty intimate. We held a zucchini pancake for half an hour last night."

by DatFreshBuhl337 July 3, 2016


zucchini queen

A girl who likes to suck a lot of dick.

Oh that girl is such a zucchini queen

by popuelus September 22, 2018