September 20

September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.

CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”

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7/20

National "GET SOME" day

july 20th is the day known as the day to go out and get laid with anyone you can

7/20 is gonna be so bomb this year, im gonna bang shirlena! GET SOME!

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50/20

A person of the opposite sex who looks good at about 50 feet away, but looks like a steaming pile of crap at 20 feet. Frequently embarassing one in front of their friends.

(50 feet away) Bob: Dude check out that chick.
(20 feet away)Dave: Where, you mean that butterface?
Bob: uhhh, no no, that one behind her to the left.
Dave: Hey, that's my sister! You eyed a 50/20 didn't you?

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AUGUST 20

if you were born on this day youre the best person and you deserve the world ❤🥵

"youre born on august 20th ? FUCKIN MINT ! I LOVE YOU BITCH"

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November 20

National give a person who's birthday is today a hoodie!!

There's no better gift than someone's hoodie! Especially if it's from someone you car about. Alright guys, girls. Keep an ear open, if someone mentions their November 20th birthday, GIVE 'EM A HOODIE.

Girl: my birthday is November 20th

Friend: *hands (girl) a hoodie*

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20 March

Ask your crush out or someone you love ❤️

20 March is a day of a month we’re everyone get to ask there crush out you might get lucky 🍀 good luck 🤞 we know you can do this

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June 20

People who are born on this day are the goat not the GOAT but, the goat

Man I love people that are born on June 20

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