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Showing off about something you shouldn't be showing off about.
Trust me, Matty will be dickhead flexing on his date tonight.
A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).
Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
Showing off in short amount of time
While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.
Something fun, enjoyable, crazy, cool, deep
Dude that party yesterday was heavey-flex!
someone who is a meme flexer, and knows it on the inside, but hates being known as one.
They get mad when someone calls them a meme flexer after flexing plenty of chungified moments
Reid - “Your beans are so boiled right now my fellow chungus”
Mitchell - “you’re just so meme flexed that you can’t stop saying memes reid ”
Reid “shut up you idiot fricker redditor pogger, i’m very mad you have noticed how much i flex my memes on the daily”
Room to do your own thing and enjoy and improve your skills without judgement or observation.
Alex:“Man, I need some flex space, back off.”
Chad:“But I want to watch!”
Alex: “No, I need to be by myself.”
A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)
Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment