Um mug

I know you want a mug that says cum mug

I gave me boss a um mug.

Um/Uh

A word liars say to prevent being caught lying. It’s simple for example UHHHH YEAH IM A SMARTASS

Avoid using those words please..

Ay bro did you do the homework if you didn’t your fucking dead.
UM/UH YEAH

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

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UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

Um , oh.

This phrase is used by New Jersey residents when they do not want to address a topic. Pronounced umm awhhhh due to the accent of New Jersey.

Tanuj: Bro send me the homework!!
Ritvik: Um , oh.

uh ums

jeans with no pockets

I am tired of buying jeans just to find out they uh ums when I reach for my pockets