To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.
Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.
Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.
A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.
She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.
April mop is another word for defining April Fools day. Widely used in the hood
Fuck off. You’re full of shit.
“Mop off”
Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”
“I slept with three different girls last night”
Get mopped.