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When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.
Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."
Ten minutes later
Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."
Medical charlatans whose skills and attitudes are typical of the practitioners found in military sickbays and working for the Veterans Health Administration. They pretend to be able to diagnose and heal like other doctors, but are generally unqualified, incompetent, and lazy. Sickbay doctors lack curiosity and are usually ignorant of the latest advances in medicine. Most are simply inept, but others may use techniques, substances, or devices for the prevention and treatment of disease that are known to be ineffective and possibly dangerous.
I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.
Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.
The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".
One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition
For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor
DR. W - Drunken Raging Whore generally used to refer to a girl who goes from being a prudish Ice-Queen to a Wanton-Hussy overnight.
Amanda Lunny is the prototypical Doctor Dubbya.
Jewelry expert.
One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.
Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.
A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.
A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
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