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hug my wallies

1. An invitation to partake in enjoying one's scrotum. 2. A smartass expression aimed at any malcontent.

"Hagan's not going to like this at all."
"Hagan can hug my wallies."

by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006

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Wally Wacker

The term "wally wacker" is synonymous of the terms: dick / cock / penis. The term is very popular in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States, especially West Virginia.

It may also be loosely related to the act of masturbation / "jacking off" where one wacks his wally.

I forgot to clean my wally wacker last night when taking a shower and was stuck smelling fish for the rest of the day.

Stress was abound and rather than hooking up with the lady, repulsive anymore, I went ahead and had a good and relaxing wally wacker.

by UDMSTERRR February 14, 2010

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Wally Way Back

A receding hair line. To go bald or balding. Hair loss.

Damn man, your losing your hair already in the front? You got the Wally Way Back!

by Dvontu January 19, 2006

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wally's little brother

derogatory term for the female, or "beaver". from an early black and white t.v. show entitled "leave it to beaver". the main character being a child with the nickname of beaver who has an older brother named wally.

i smelled wally's little brother on the crowded elevator coming to work this morning.

by shemma October 29, 2004

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Wally Pipp Syndrome

Fear of taking a day off from work, then have your job be replaced by someone more healthier, if not better than you, when you are fit to return.

The term was coined by author Dick Schaap. It came from Wally Pipp, a former first baseman for New York Yankees and could not play due to a headache in 1925, but it started the fabled Iron Man streak by Lou Gehrig until he was forced to retire with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS).

Pipp never regained the starting 1B spot ever again, and he was put on waivers, and was signed by Cincinnati Reds in 1926.

Tom Brady Wally Pipped Drew Bledsoe. It was a good thing that he didn't suffer from Wally Pipp Syndrome when he was injured, nor did his deputies did such a great job that he could be replaced.

by brockhoward June 22, 2019


wally bang

verb. its when you take a wiffle ball bat an pop a nigger on the top of the head

when i walked out side there was a nigger breaking into my truck so i wally banged him an left him there to bleed

by steve steven stevenson December 14, 2010

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wally west stan

someone who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker (or a cubby if there is a lack of lockers). This person tends to get absolutely zero girls despite calling themself the "alpha wolf", and uses the word "speedblitz" every second sentence when arguing with the normal nerds.

person 1: yeah I think link is a really good balanced main character, he's-
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro

by the tender defender August 23, 2023

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